why is it that when dylan sprouse and calum hood had nudes leaked everyone praised how well they handled it and attacked those who leaked them, but when over 50 female celebrities have nudes leaked, the hacker responsible is called a ‘hero’ and the victims are called ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’

oh wait

i know why

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I have a feeling tomorrow at work is going to be exhausting. Housekeeping is a surprisingly physical job (especially with the five flights of stairs I’ll have to use). I only worked three hours today and I was extremely tired, although not aching yet. 

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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
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this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him
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R.I.P. Ato Essandoh





I think it’s hilarious that people chose Leonardo DiCaprio as the person to want that guy to die. The very actor who for like the first weeks of filming was like “Do I really have to say the N word?” And Jamie Fox actually had to convince him to do it. 
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I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(Source: stridermayorfeels)

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i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person you supposedly love a whole world of unnecessary pain rather than be a piece of shit and break their heart 

(Source: youaremynirvana)

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Anonymous asked:
how often do you have sex?


How often is your dad “working late”?

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Fuck, my tea.
me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)
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The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed
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